Avatar, A Rockstar Parody
By Foolish Frost

With Apologies to Nickelback


I'm through with living real life Cause nobody cares,
And workin my job That's going nowhere
Ya know Real life ain't Quite the way I want it to be

Tell me what you want.

I want a virtual home In my very own sim
And a harem I can have Cybersex with
And enough linden cash for Anything I'm gonna need

Yeah? So tell me what you Need.

I'll need a SexGen bed With every move
And enough sexballs To keep my groove
Gettin every X-cite bit That's ever been made for me

Been there, Done That.

I want a skybox so high I'll live next to god
And to learn how to build Without trying too hard
So that everybody's gonna Have to come to me

So how you gonna do it?

I'm gonna trade real life For virtual fame
I'll even get prim hair And pick out a name

'Cause we all just Wanna be cool avatars
With the virtual land Driving cybered-up cars
And the girls come easy And they put out fast
Course they're all really guys But hey who gonna ask?

And we'll all hang out At the Elbow Room
Wander every sexsim Playing pixel boom-boom
Every newbie wannabe
Gonna be there
Every furry-girl bunny
With her bleach blonde hair

And... Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar
Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar

I wanna be loved like I'm a part of the FIC
Power like Anshe Chung Without all of the dick
Have every single newbie Tell me how great I've got to be

Wanna to be my friend?

I'm gonna dress my avi With the best of skins
Learn to script and pose with lotsa passion
Watch me make shit better than Anything you've ever seen

So how you gonna do it?

I'm gonna trade real life For virtual fame
I'll even get prim hair And pick out a name

'Cause we all just Wanna be cool avatars
With the virtual land Driving cybered-up cars
Where the girls come easy And they put out fast
Course they're all really guys But hey who gonna ask?

And we'll hang out In the Elbow Room
Wander every sexsim Playing pixel boom-boom
Every newbie wannabe Gonna be there
Every furry-girl bunny With her bleach blonde hair

And we'll all build a place We can all lay back
Like an S&M dungeon With the private rack
All the girls asking me With the lurid grin
Cause they all know I'm the master of Sin

Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar

I'm gonna slap those pixles On PG land
Not gonna verify Till I get myself banned
Gonna push around Lindens Gonna crash some sims
Gonna hack the servers On my every whim

'Cause we all just Wanna be cool avatars
With the virtual land Driving cybered-up cars
The girls come easy And they put out fast
Course they're all really guys But hey who gonna ask?
And we'll hang out In the Elbow Room
Wanderin every sexsim Playing pixel boom-boom
Every newbie wannabe Gonna be there
Every furry-girl bunny With her bleach blonde hair

And we'll build a place We can all lay back
Like an S&M dungeon With a private rack
All the girls asking for me With a lurid grin
Cause they all know I'm the master of Sin

Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar
Hey, hey, I wanna be an avatar...






Written and Sung by Foolish Frost
With apologies to Nickelback...

Thanks to Botany Black:
You'll always be my 'Cool Avatar'...

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